kitty

my housemate got a cat a few weeks ago. she's about the size of my hand right now. after a good amount of interaction & feeding her, we only just discovered recently that she is actually a he. go figure. so we've emasculated him to his proper gender with a manly name.

it took awhile to come up with this name too as we had tried feminine ones before like Kitty and Cat. But our housemate has decided on an appropriate name: Poo. it's almost self-explanatory as this animal had some excretory problems with occasional chunks of poop blocking his digestive tract and anus. poor thing walked around with a brown mass stuck on its ass for a couple weeks. But when the cat misbehaves, another housemate has resorted to calling him Shitty instead of Kitty. 3 single guys & a cat [shakes head in despair] living in podunkville.